Biography

I am a 28 29 year old (insert your preference of adjective here) woman who has fallen through the rabbit hole into the world of trying to conceive my first child. Quite obviously, I have not been successful at this venture. Now, we're giving IVF a shot.

I fully reserve the right to bitch about my neighbor who got pregnant the first try and who said to me "you just need to prop your hips up afterwards" and the rest of the "mom squad" who patrol my neighborhood looking for someone else to pitifully talk about during play group.

As far as I know, the purpose of a blog is to invite discourse - so please share your thoughts. However, blatant obnoxious behavior is not only aberrant but indicative of a lack of restraint (mental early ejaculation, if you will).

Well holy hell, IVF/ICSI worked! Now if I could just ditch the hyperemesis gravidarum.